Surprised and disappointed this hasn't got a mention on these parts. If you haven't already got up to speed, the big man is stuck in Thailand after losing his passport (or allegedly trading it for a bucket of KFC in Koh Samui).

I initially read the thread on Sunday and mentioned it everywhere on SEN the next night doing my shift, was an absolute pisser. Blokes calling in asking about Damien Christmas (CFC, Sam Fava etc..) and talking about how he lost it (lost it with a ladyboy etc). I was pissing myself in the ad breaks and I think Davo enjoyed it listening in.

The cherry on top of the cake was I had Eddie Mitros round today for the first time in ages and I told him the story. He got my phone, called Daims in Thailand and claimed he had his passport and he was "never gonna get it back you fat Scouser cunt!". Awesome.

Other pranks in the past two or three weeks, assembled by Autonomia have been calling him at obscure hours such as 1.53am on a Wednesday morning claiming to be doing a Roy Morgan Poll asking for people's last names. After his constant refusal and girly screams "Muz or Jez fuck off" referring to the two blokes who actually like him on this planet (GGA), we sang him Merry Christmas followed by a "fuckin shit new year wanker!". Also claimed to be journalists from the FFV wanting an interview with the Richmond Capo and asking him why he always walked down the other end pretending he wasn't interested when North Terrace regulars rocked up.

All highly amusing stuff.

ANYWAY, I propose this thread is to be kept up to date of the great exploits of the one, the only D.Christmas.

LOL!!!

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ROFL!

Was hilarious listening on Sunday night. I went to bed about 1:30ish but didn't get to sleep until after 3am! Couldn't turn off the radio as it was compelling listening!

Sent in 3 txts myself! lol. Jimmy the way you played dumb about, "who this character is, we really need to find out" was gold. Dunno how you didn't burst into laughter.

Oh my.... is his last name really Christmas or is this part of the joke too??? Hilarious thread, look forward to the updates,

Much chuckling (if Ive felt nice) or much "eat shit and die you great fat fuck" as the norm

What a pisser of a thread

One of the funniest threads in recent times, and the CONSTANT references to his 'girlfriend' make it so obvious that hes lying.

Eddie is my hero after that comment, hilarious!!!!

And BTW Jez doesnt like him either so hes got 1 friend.

I texted Sammy as soon as I saw that thread on MV.net...Was just too good to pass up!

Deserves all he gets.

Bump!

New NT anthem (at least for us anyway!)

Attitude in an official shirt,
Prank call him and you'll get hurt,
Thailand, Sydney he's been there
Big Daims Christmas has been everywhere

Is he still in Thailand?

His name was thrown around a bit last night, mainly by me!

What's the tune of it?

I think its the Joe Keenan song the Terrace Punk Band released

Suggested anthems have always been quickly discarded by our fans but I firmly beleive this anthem has the capacity to unite both ends and other parts of the stadium...imho.

I just love this thread

Any more exploits???

He has a mail order girlfriend?

The infamous 'Herald Sun Challenge' is taking a new direction and yes, Mr Christmas is involved!

Get his name printed (as the letter writer) in the Sun and you get a free pint. Get his name included in the story and you get 2.

It's Sammy's brain child and it will be very funny if someone succeeds.

Is this the right email Sam?

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